Bringing Classy Back

Yes, the Bachelor has never been classy but I am attempting to inject some class on this end at least. I have put together a rather sophisticated cheese plate for snacking during episode 2. Dubliner cheese, fancy crackers, candied nuts, dried fruit, and some fancy chocolate to chase it down. It's not going to work is it? Does someone else whip out their panties during the 2nd episode? Am I going to choke on a dried apricot? Sigh, I will post my after-thoughts in a bit.